Pydia AU - Mr. & Mrs. Smith:Peter and Lydia are assassins with supernatural abilities. They’re also married and have no clue about each other’s secret occupations. Until one day their missions collide and they’re ordered to terminate one another. What begins as a fight till death ends up sparking their old flame to a new rise.
OK. Then I am Isaac Lahey and I live in 3B, wear way too many scarfs and am in no way affiliated with Stiles Stilinski. Whoever that is…
Sterek AU: Stiles finally scraped together enough money to get his own apartment and he’s really fucking proud of it, OK? He just wishes shit would stop breaking. He also wishes he hadn’t just bitched out his incredibly hot landlord, but that ship has sailed right along with Stiles dignity.
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”